May 1, 2008
“ Remember when I drove past the theatre 2 days before Matrix 2 came out and a certain someone was sleeping on the sidewalk outside the box office like a god damn homeless idiot? Remember when someone stood in homemade Darth Maul boots for six hours waiting to find out who the fuck Darth Maul was? Remember when you stood up and cheered for the fucking Hulk Teaser right in front of me? RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?! Well, you were wrong to be excited about all those things. And Sweeney Todd. But don’t take it out on the one thing I’ve looked forward to for three years.

Dan Harmon on Grand Theft Auto 4 (via boringloser)

$100 for his Xbox Live name, Dave.