June 13, 2008
erik: Justin has been working out! Yikes! So ripped. I think I’m keeping the pink hair.

erik:

Justin has been working out! Yikes!

So ripped. I think I’m keeping the pink hair.

June 12, 2008
grahamgrafx: (via jeremyhasnoshame) Jeremy’s sinister side.

grahamgrafx:

(via jeremyhasnoshame)

Jeremy’s sinister side.

streeter: Honestly, I really don’t want to update my penis. I’ve been using this version for so long and, even though it isn’t perfect, I’m just so damn comfortable with it. Learning a whole new penis at this point isn’t worth the time. Nina’s just trying to help out her friends, how dare you turn down her offer???

streeter:

Honestly, I really don’t want to update my penis. I’ve been using this version for so long and, even though it isn’t perfect, I’m just so damn comfortable with it. Learning a whole new penis at this point isn’t worth the time.

Nina’s just trying to help out her friends, how dare you turn down her offer???

webmarc:

pile:

Fenway Park HD Camera - Sony HDC-910 - Canon 75x from Tom Guilmette on Vimeo

“The lens is a 9.5mm to a 700mm f/1.7.” Uh, wow.

Even if you’re not into camera-geekery, skip to 2:31 to see an awesome shot of the moon.

June 10, 2008
“ Emcee Justin Johnson, a video producer at Next New, had encouraged a band full of Rock Band newbies to amass for the evening’s final performance. With some prodding, Lodwick and Cashmore took the stage along with Mashable blogger Alana Taylor and Tumblr user Maria Alegre.

Let’s please start my fameball rolling, thanks.

Video: Blog stars Lodwick, Cashmore rock out at Internet Week party | The Social - CNET News.com

billcammack:

Justin Johnson fronts a “Rock Band” team performing “More Than A Feeling” at the Next New Networks / Tumblr party celebrating NY Internet Week

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I feel I could have put a lot more into this performance. Not enough jumping!

June 9, 2008
david: Justin is the only person who can rock out harder than me Half mole-man, half rock star!

david:

Justin is the only person who can rock out harder than me

Half mole-man, half rock star!

superdoofus-stratodrive: the most vicious of hooligans present. Why thank you. Hosting was fun. Met a lot of cool people.

superdoofus-stratodrive:

the most vicious of hooligans present.

Why thank you.

Hosting was fun. Met a lot of cool people.

June 6, 2008

skidder:

The press corps complaining about Obama’s secret meeting. Classic.

They all sound like Obama’s angry girlfriends.

dalasverdugo:

Conjoined twins country music video.

Conjoined. Twins. Country. Music. Video.


Sweet mother of internet.

moth: The team at Next New Networks decided to take revenge on all of New York City for my recent rickrolling by Rocketboom. This is an actual photo from the giant ClearChannel jumbotron in Times Square. The awesome singing and dancing n-bot was animated by ben. Today we’re gonna take out the whole crew and get some mad footage.

moth:

The team at Next New Networks decided to take revenge on all of New York City for my recent rickrolling by Rocketboom. This is an actual photo from the giant ClearChannel jumbotron in Times Square. The awesome singing and dancing n-bot was animated by ben.

Today we’re gonna take out the whole crew and get some mad footage.

irrationalblog: Intrigued by this Reason Magazine. I’m gonna start reading it. I actually subscribed about 6 months ago. I really enjoy it and read it cover to cover. There’s a smattering of wackadoo, but 99% of it is stuff I agree with whole-heartedly. Lots of good info with a slant that isn’t foolish or just plain batshit insane, like most media outlets. Only drawback is that you get a lot of offers from fringy organizations in the mail after they get your info. Eh.

irrationalblog:

Intrigued by this Reason Magazine. I’m gonna start reading it.

I actually subscribed about 6 months ago. I really enjoy it and read it cover to cover. There’s a smattering of wackadoo, but 99% of it is stuff I agree with whole-heartedly. Lots of good info with a slant that isn’t foolish or just plain batshit insane, like most media outlets.

Only drawback is that you get a lot of offers from fringy organizations in the mail after they get your info. Eh.

June 3, 2008

UPDATE: My phone returns!

So, here’s the scoop.

On Friday night, I was wearing slippery pants, and my phone came a’tumbling out in a cab we were taking back to the apartment. I caught this error and returned it to my pants. Sadly, it ejected itself instantly back, and by the time I noticed the cab was skittering down 3rd Ave.

I thought all was lost, and made a post about it.

Saturday and Sunday were actually kind of cool. I realized that the phone is nothing more than just another social network. I have friends I like who never get invited to my parties because they don’t have Facebook accounts. This kind of stuff just happens. The phone is just a really old Facebook that costs a lot more per month. It was nice walking about and enjoying the beautiful day, not a buzz or a jitter or interruption. Not even the weight of cold razr steel in my pocket. I kind of liked the idea of going without a phone Apple drops the new iPhone.

Then, on Sunday, Marissa started getting calls - (her ringer sucks so she missed them). My mom rang her later and explained to me that some girl named Stephanie had found my phone, and gave me her number. I called her up and discovered she had bumped into the ol’ Verizony slut at a bar on 9th and B! WTF, my phone had some kind of crazy adventure without me!

I retrieved it several hours later.

It’s nice to have back … I really need to cancel the fuck out of Twitter though.

So, feel free to call me again.

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  • Jared: I like to watch it without sound.
  • Ian: I like to watch it without pants.
June 2, 2008
Nature FTW
Nature FTW