Justin Johnson's almost daily web-log
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How the IRS works.
- Aaron: I'm predicting I'll have to file bankruptcy this year
- Me: that's not good!
- Aaron: specifically because of the IRS
- Me: why ? augh god i hate them
- Aaron: because I owe them $9000
- and to pay it I have to apply for their installment plan which gives me three years to pay it off
- but to pay it off like that I can't save money for estimated payments for 2008, so when 2008 taxes are due and I owe another $9000 + $2000 in late fines for not paying estimated, I'll be in the same boat
- and you can't apply for the installment plan again
- so bankruptcy.
MEET OTIS…THE NEWEST MEMBER OF OUR HOUSEHOLD
Adorable. I love how his hair looks like Shela LeBouff when it’s slicked back.
4 months agoCV dream-tern, Chris Han made this really good mash-up of Canadian bands.
Barenaked Ladies - one week
Avril Lavigne - complicated
Sum 41 - fat lip
Nickelback - photograph
Tegan and Sara - the con
The Stills - of montreal
Simple Plan - i’d do anything
Neil Young - heart of gold
MSTRKRFT - work on you
Celine Dion - all coming back to me now
Shania Twain - man i feel like a woman
Broken Social Scene - stars and sons
Nelly Furtado - i am like a bird
Alanis Morissette - ironic
Chromeo - Momma’s Boy
Hot Hot Heat - goodnight goodnight
Arcade Fire - wake up
The Band - The Weight
Sarah McLachlan - i will remember you
Oh Canada
Metric - Monster Hospital
Billy Talent - This Suffering
Freaking awesome. So much classic crap-rock on here I love it.
4 months ago
Tech-pocalypse
Does anyone else worry that in the event of a utility-wrecking global apocalyptic event (such as a pole-reversal, meteor stike, etc), all the tech skills so painstakingly honed over the years will become immediately and obviously worthless?
I assume that within hours of being stranded in the savage wilderness, I’d eat something poisionous, or be eaten BY something big and mean. My hands, while quite adept at typing tumblr posts, or zipping along a Final Cut Pro timeline, would become quickly-bloodied painful pink nubs in an untamed jungle no matter how intently I watch Tivo’ed episodes of ‘Survivorman.’
The homeless, forced to detox after the infrastructure that powered their habit falls to pieces, would suddenly become like those special forces super-soldiers in movies about ‘Nam. All jumping around and shit, forming powerful gangs and swinging from trees. Who cares if I know how to reinstall Windows, or find the fastest Bittorrents? They can sleep outside and build fires in garbage cans!
It seems at times the pipelines that keep me useful are held by such a fragile mass of cords and wires.
Here’s to keeping us all useful for many years to come.
4 months agoZach is leaving?
Here’s a heads up that I’m giving America my 12-month notice and effectively I’m a free agent — that’s right, I’m accepting best offers from any nation soliciting new citizens.
If this is indeed true, God bless ya. The more and more I read about how utterly fucked everything is here, the more I want the carefree life of non-evil overseers. Tax half my money, if you have to, as long as I know it’s going to help people, not blow them up or line the pockets of the crooked.
4 months agoI just had a spring
I just had a spring -gasm 4 months ago
This ugly pig makes me laugh everytime I see it (3 times and counting)Marissa’s new tumblr
posts the funny random pictures she comes across every day. Follow and start the LOL-train!
4 months agoI used to think Pat Buchanan was just another idiot conservative puppet like Ann Coulter until I read an article of his a few years ago, where he called out Bush on botching Iraq well before it was acceptable to do so (especially for a non-liberal.) Ever since then, I read his articles occasionally, believing that while I disagree with a lot of his opinions, in the end he values truth over anything else. This is one of those articles.
The state of the media these days is truely a tragic, fear-mongering and sensationalizing one. I wish I experienced a time when this wasn’t the case.
4 months ago![[citation needed]](http://media.tumblr.com/Avw5u6Rn95m2rxqsMO11BptR_500.png)