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August 14, 2009 at 9:08pm
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bbook:

Okay, truly, one of my favorite internet videos I’ve seen in a while. Simple, brilliant, multi-faceted. From our awesome travel writer Bryce Longton:

The gist of the story is this: a guy goes on a backpacking trip through Europe for two weeks and claims he talked about it with his girlfriend before he left. She apparently was not listening, because she doesn’t realize he’s away and the emails she starts sending hit vitriol within a week of no contact.

More here.

Oh god, this is good, this is too good …

August 13, 2009 at 5:58pm
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bobbymiller:

The guys from Troll 2 are on the show this week.

Plus…I sing…in a music video….Huh?

After you see the full show (with music video inside!), you can watch the music video “single” in HD here.

Maybe the weirdest video Bobby and I have ever done.

1:16pm
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News on the Economy

WE’RE FUCKKKEEDD

WE”RE BACK!!!

no jk we’re still fucked

siiiiikkeeeeeee!!! WE’RE BACK MUTHA EFFERRR!!!!!11——— ohhh shiii

we’re three times as fucked as when we started

August 12, 2009 at 10:29pm
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reblogged from wreckandsalvage

wreckandsalvage:

Richard Branson’s Blog - Flying Virgin Galactic at Oshkosh - Virgin

18 months and you’ll be able to buy a trip to space. Psyched.

Branson is an inspiration. Also … WISCONSIN FTW

9:32am
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reblogged from karenabad

karenabad:

Haha…eww.

VERY tricky reverse filming technique. Wires perhaps?

9:19am
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onefootinthegrave:

winstonwolfe:

stolencamera:
William Kostnic wears a 9mm pistol as he stands outside a town hall meeting on health care held by President Barack Obama, Tuesday, Aug. 11, 2009, in Portsmouth, N.H.  (AP Photo/Joel Page)
Surprisingly, I am more appalled at this dude’s pant legs than I am about the holstered weapon

finish the quote you fucking moron.  “The tree of liberty from time to time must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”
as a patriot who has watered the tree of liberty with his own life’s blood, I am so mad that my heart is racing as I type this.  You cocksucking piece of shit.  Come to Pittsburgh for the G20 and pull this shit.  I’ll fucking curbstomp your bitch ass into the fucking Twilight Zone.   I hated George W. Bush with every fiber of my being, but not once would I have condoned an action such as this, nevermind the fact that the Secret Service would have been on it like flies on shit.  Why isn’t this rat bastard rotting in Gitmo right now?

It’s not like he’s hiding his weapon. He obviously obtained it through fair and legal measures - if he was trying to cap Obama this would be a pretty shitty plan. Cease the hippie hissy fit. We’ve still got some right to have a gun in this country, deal with it.

onefootinthegrave:

winstonwolfe:

stolencamera:

William Kostnic wears a 9mm pistol as he stands outside a town hall meeting on health care held by President Barack Obama, Tuesday, Aug. 11, 2009, in Portsmouth, N.H. (AP Photo/Joel Page)

Surprisingly, I am more appalled at this dude’s pant legs than I am about the holstered weapon

finish the quote you fucking moron.  “The tree of liberty from time to time must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

as a patriot who has watered the tree of liberty with his own life’s blood, I am so mad that my heart is racing as I type this.  You cocksucking piece of shit.  Come to Pittsburgh for the G20 and pull this shit.  I’ll fucking curbstomp your bitch ass into the fucking Twilight Zone.   I hated George W. Bush with every fiber of my being, but not once would I have condoned an action such as this, nevermind the fact that the Secret Service would have been on it like flies on shit.  Why isn’t this rat bastard rotting in Gitmo right now?

It’s not like he’s hiding his weapon. He obviously obtained it through fair and legal measures - if he was trying to cap Obama this would be a pretty shitty plan. Cease the hippie hissy fit. We’ve still got some right to have a gun in this country, deal with it.

August 9, 2009 at 2:09pm
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Currently the only practical uses of the jet pack has been extra-vehicular activity for astronauts.

— Uhhhhh wikipedia I BEG TO DIFFER

12:13am
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August 7, 2009 at 10:54pm
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5:12pm
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“PUSH!! PUSH!!!! POST!!! NOW PUSH!!!!”

“PUSH!! PUSH!!!! POST!!! NOW PUSH!!!!”

12:24am
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Twitter said it suffered a denial-of-service attack, in which hackers command scores of computers to a single site at the same time, preventing legitimate traffic from getting through.

— Could you imagine if you were from 50 years ago and time-travelled into the future to read this sentence, how damn little sense it would make?

August 6, 2009 at 10:35pm
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CNN Anchor Smacks Down Health Care CEO Funding Anti-Reform Effort (via tpmtv)

8:50pm
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Do you think that "Ugly Betty" is called "Actually Pretty Normal-Looking Betty" in the UK?

Just a thought. (LOL@ small gene pool)

6:58pm
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I got a google voice number

Since I couldn’t find any custom numbers with anything I wanted on them, I decided to get an area code from the town of Justin, Texas. I think that’s pretty cool.

8:40am
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And the winner, for most ‘old person’ sounding headline …

And the winner, for most ‘old person’ sounding headline …